Ken and the Epiphany : Part Three

"I do appreciate the effort you have gone to Ken, but I'm still dubious about the sequined K and the lack of pants."

"Pins like these just aren't meant to be hidden Batman. Now can we get on with the first lesson, I have a souffle in the oven and Babs just isn't reliable in the kitchen."

"Wait...is that..."

"OH NO, wait right there Batman, I'll go grab the rubber gloves and some Sugarsoap and I'll have that smudge cleaned off the wall in a jiffy."

"Ah no Ken. That is the Bat Signal. Someone needs our help. You'll have to learn on the job, just follow my lead."

"Uh Ken, you'll find it hard to follow my lead if you keep running in front of me. *Sigh*"

Meanwhile, not too far away......"So I was like OMG, you are so right, I totally can get away with pink leggings. Um Hans, you're like totally missing that spot on my lower back, what sort of massage did you say this was again ?"

"Bwah ha ha ha. Now that I have The Hand under my control and Barbie #648887 in my grasp, I will crush Batman and Casa Del Waffler will be mine....ALL MINE."

"Oh hey Ken, I dig your outfit, nice sequins, have you met Hans my masseuse ?"

"Oh no Batman, it's Barbie #648887, and that Hans looks like no masseuse that I've ever seen, and quite frankly, I have seen one or two masseuses in my time."

"You're right Super K. That's no masseuse, it's The Hand and Evil Big Head Boy. Keep your wits about you, inside that big head is a big evil brain. We could be in for some big trouble."

To be continued.....

Ken and the Epiphany : Part Two

Later that very same day....

"Well Howdy Partner. Just give me a second to get out of the splits."

" Come back when you can let go of the bed and stand on your own two feet Woody."

"Huh ?"

"Is this someones idea of a joke ? Alfred ?"

"That is a freaking bunny rabbit. I am losing my patience Alfred. Don't. Mess. With. The. Bat. Man"

"Hang on a minute. My bat senses are tingling Alfred...."

"You've got the gig kid. Lose the foil undies, the purse and the lush and come back tomorrow."

"Hurrah Babs, isn't this just the most fabulous thing ever ? It's even better then when I got front row tickets to see Pink."

Ah, yeah Ken, I'm just tickled pink for you. If I weren't legless already I'm sure I would barely be able to stand with the excitement.

To be continued.......

Ken and the Epiphany : Part One

"You know Babs, some days I can't help but feel that there might be more to life then drinking lattes, reading fashion magazines and getting my hair styled."

"Woah Babs, I feel like something just exploded in my brain, I think I just had an epiphany. Oh hang on, maybe it's just a chemical burn from these foils, are you sure the packet said leave on for six hours ?"

Meanwhile.......... "Must. Spell. Words. Correctly."

"Babs, check this out. It's a sign, a wanted sign. No really Babs, put down the bottle of red wine and get over here."

"That's what I thought Babs, I am totally the guy for the job. Grab me a Man Bag and I'll hail down the Little People Bus, we need to get to the kitchen."

"I know Babs, I'm a styling genius. If this outfit doesn't scream Superhero Side Kick then I'll go out in public with last seasons Man Bag. Now screw the lid back on that wine bottle and cling wrap the olives Babs, we've got an appointment with destiny."

"It's meant to be Babs, I can feel it right from perfectly styled hair to the tips of my pedicured toes. Lets go introduce the world to......KenMan the Kourageous...what's that Babs ? Oh, it's courageous with a 'c' ? Oh well, we'll think of a name on the way."

To be continued....