Thursday, November 18, 2010

Babs, you is lookin' hawt.

Hi Peeps, sorry it's been a bit quiet on the blog front lately, I've been busy hangin' out with my best girl, Babs. We've been shootin' the breeze, sharing a spot of bubbly and discussing ohsohawt trends as I work to get my styling mojo on.

Babs is working out pretty well as a styling model. I mean, sure, she's got all those nasty bald patches that we have to work around. Not to mention those layers that really make braiding a biatch. But she's ever so gracious and utters nary a squeak when I get her strands caught in my rings.

But be warned Peeps, once she's knocked back a glass of changers, suddenly it's all about her...moaning about not having a body, lamenting about the purple, sparkly lipstick that is soooooo last season, and Ken....oh dear...don't even get her started on Ken....


  1. But she comes with her own tray - where she can store some nibblies to go with the bubbly!

    Though she does look more dishevelled as time goes on! Looks like she could have been at Flemington for the Melbourne Cup!

  2. Well spotted MMMC, would you care for a cheese and gerkin Ritz cracker ? "BABS, ROLL OVER HERE WITH THE NIBBLIES."

  3. That is hilarous!

    I had one of those when I was about 12....oh the hours I spent styling her up!! :)

  4. I was given a Ken doll when I was 6. My mother still thinks it is that fecking Ken doll that turned me gay.


  5. You have no idea how much I wanted a Barbie when I was a kid, but no one would give me one. As a Mum, I've never bought one for my daughter, but she has received many as gifts. They all end up, clothes off, occasionally dismembered, and in the bath tub, getting their hair washed. Not sure what that means really ...

  6. Oh Babs, It's time to move on. Ken just isn't that into you. Have you ever thought of getting a little fringe cut?


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