"You know Babs, some days I can't help but feel that there might be more to life then drinking lattes, reading fashion magazines and getting my hair styled."
"Woah Babs, I feel like something just exploded in my brain, I think I just had an epiphany. Oh hang on, maybe it's just a chemical burn from these foils, are you sure the packet said leave on for six hours ?"
Meanwhile.......... "Must. Spell. Words. Correctly."
"Babs, check this out. It's a sign, a wanted sign. No really Babs, put down the bottle of red wine and get over here."
"That's what I thought Babs, I am totally the guy for the job. Grab me a Man Bag and I'll hail down the Little People Bus, we need to get to the kitchen."
"I know Babs, I'm a styling genius. If this outfit doesn't scream Superhero Side Kick then I'll go out in public with last seasons Man Bag. Now screw the lid back on that wine bottle and cling wrap the olives Babs, we've got an appointment with destiny."
"It's meant to be Babs, I can feel it right from perfectly styled hair to the tips of my pedicured toes. Lets go introduce the world to......KenMan the Kourageous...what's that Babs ? Oh, it's courageous with a 'c' ? Oh well, we'll think of a name on the way."To be continued....
Having just watched Toy Story 3 on DVD on the weekend I am feeling the Ken love! But um, I don't think his foils worked? I;d be going back to that salon and demanding a refund ;)
ReplyDeleteI think Babs misread the instructions, it said 16 hours. That's what happens when you drink red wine and try applying foils :)
ReplyDeletePMSL. Ever wondered if you need to get out more...? The answer is no. Not if it brings out the creativity. :-)
ReplyDeleteOooh...I LOVE this story. Can't wait to see what happens next.
ReplyDeleteKen looks like he's on his way to Mardi Gras...dontchya think?
I love it. This could be a series, don't you think?
ReplyDeleteLMAO! You've got quite an imagination! This is creative. :) I see the time you put into it as well. You should make this a weekly story. ;)
ReplyDeleteI always thought Ken was a bit hows your father :) And I think I've just become your 100th follower.
ReplyDeleteWoot. Hurrah. Release the ballons and streamers. Thank-you Loz, you are indeed the 100th follower :) And now that we have a 100 people in the Waffler Congo Line, I think I may have to come up with a giveaway to celebrate....a pair of silver used undies anyone ??
ReplyDeleteHahahaha....love LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteHow did I miss this? This is fucking hilarious! Love your work, think I have a crush on Ken. Again.
ReplyDeleteThis is so many shades of wrong that I think I need to see more! Love the shot angles.
ReplyDeleteYou and your imagination and creative story-telling crack me up!!!
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