You get up in the morning and give your long, flowing mane some careful grooming. You flick it over your shoulder, so soft, so silky, you just know that everyone in the neighbourhood eyes it with envy.
We've all been there, staggering in a daze of disbelief back to the car after half a day spent in the hairdressers, wondering why oh why we said "Hey yeah, I trust you, I'll leave it entirely in your hands,"
Poor Cat, has it been twelve months already? Darn those annual hair cuts come around quickly.
Really, she's ecstatically happy with the results, would I lie to you ?
Holy Cat Tails! Look at that fur.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a kitten again, after the haircut. Gorgeous!
Emjie, I will totally tell her that tomorrow as she contemplates taking off my right arm.
ReplyDeleteOh poor kitty!! How could you?! Poor, poor kitty!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I've never had cats, I'm more a doggy kind of gal, but I have NEVER heard of a cat haing a haircut. What's that about?
ReplyDeleteWhy does she get a haircut?
ReplyDeletePoor kitty!!
PEEPS relax, firstly, we live in Qld and a furry cat in a humid summer is not a happy cat, secondly, we have serious tick problems, so if she doesn't get clipped she gets covered in ticks. Paralysis ticks can kill a cat if not detected. *sigh* okay, do we all feel better now ? It really is for her own good.
ReplyDeletehehe! she looks mighty p*ssed off at you! my cats are lucky they're short haired, otherwise they too would be sporting that same chic look!
ReplyDeleteHilarious, she looks like she's cowering to hide her nudity.
ReplyDeleteIf cats ever needed a reason to validate their quest for world domination...this, this is it. Of course there is a valid, awesome reason for the hair cut, but little kitty's human-cat translator was slaughtered in a hail of gunfire during the Bosnian war* and she remains clueless about your intentions.
ReplyDeleteAnd so, she plots...
*May or may not have completely made that up
Oh Rick, you just made me laugh/snort my afternoon latte everywhere. You crack me up oh witty wise one. Why oh why did I have to pick a kitty with a broken translator from the Bosnian war ? Will I never learn ?
ReplyDeleteI have seen a few cats, faced with the shearing and they all have that "I am going to smother you with my fur as soon as it grow bakc" kinda look, just giving you the heads up!
ReplyDeleteThanks Cindy, trust me, I am utilizing all of my Ninja instincts at the moment. Beware of an angry bald cat harbouring a vendetta.
ReplyDeleteI thought the haircut was heat and tick-related but my God, your cat looks cross at you! I'm predicting that she is saying Do Not Put My Photo On The Blog Woman, probably with added swearwords.
ReplyDeleteAt first I wondered whether you had super-imposed your kitty's face onto another body.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to show this post to Mr HB. He recently gave our kitty its first bath ... and I fear fancies himself as some kind of feline stylist. (I'll be hiding the kitchen scissors)
Oooo poor puss, brings back memories of when I had my big fat black persian shaved. He look kooky but I think he was happy with the result for summer.
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