The news first thing this morning reported earthquakes in Melbourne, severe storms with golf ball sized hail in Canberra, a massive dust storm descending upon Sydney and high fire danger warnings for Qld. Hmmm, thought I, what to do ?
Well, I looked out from the balcony and saw this :
Hmmm, I thought again, that looks rather ominous.A quick scan on Twitter confirmed my fears, Apocalypse, End of the World and reported zombie sightings. Yep. I definitely needed to swing into action, clearly everyone had gone mad. So I did what any sane, completely rational woman would do, I ran into the kitchen and started baking chocolate cupcakes.
You're impressed right ? Clearly I am a woman who performs under pressure and has her priorities sorted. That's right, if the end of the world was nigh, I was going out with my cheeks crammed full of chocolate cupcakes and a smear of icing on the tip of my nose.
You are the woman I needed today! Indeed. Instead I was convinced the world was going to end and I spent my last day eating salad and poached chicken. I need to get my priorities sorted!
ReplyDeleteVery funny - look if it is the end of the world and we are all doomed - then I can think of nothing better than eating cup cakes until we explode.
ReplyDeleteChantelle, I need to give you a stern talking to, one does NOT eat salad and poached chicken at the end of the world. Now here, gobble down this cupcake before all the dust lifts.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly Ellieboo, death by cupcake but what a way to go :)
ReplyDeleteExcellent, excellent reaction to possible Armageddon situation. Every neighbourhood needs one of you!
ReplyDeleteI am immediately amending my emergency supply cupboard to include the ingredients for chocolate cupcakes!
ReplyDeleteThe obvious course of action, I say!
ReplyDelete...i think my brain must have performed some reverse dyslexia whilst reading your comment on my blog! ..because i wouldn't have even noticed that you had "purcahsed" a vacuum cleaner if you hadn't have said anything!!! hahaha!
ReplyDelete"Who ya gonna call...?"
ReplyDeleteI desperately need a cupcake now, especially with that kind of icing and sprinkles...
yum, I want one too, despite being on the other side of the planet and having no visible threats of the end of the world. Any excuse for choc cupcakes, mmm.
ReplyDeleteVirtual chocolate cupcakes for everyone. Sorry ladies, it's the best I can manage, but excellent for the waistline.
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